The Ultimate Planning Guide for Backpackers

Planning a backpacking trip can be exciting when done right. Planning is necessary for short and long trips, treks to different countries, and especially for expeditions to other planets, universes, and dimensional planes. This is why, in addition to my complete backpacking supply guide, I have decided to provide backpackers with the ultimate planning guide for backpacking. Novice or pro, human or extraterrestrial slug, I hope you find this guide useful when planning your next trip.

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The Ultimate Backpacking Guide

If you’re planning on backpacking anytime in the near future, whether in your own backyard from the house to the tree with dog urine all over it or across the globe three times until you go insane, there are certain things that you need to keep in mind and supplies you need to get to stay prepared. From backpacking backpacks to ample food supplies, there are many different types of things you’ll require before you set off on that journey to the center of the Earth, which I don’t recommend doing because it’s really hot down there and you’ll likely die before you even get through the Earth’s crust, but I digress.

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5 Invaluable Tips for Backpacking in India

A few weeks ago I came back from a backpacking trip in India. It was a majestic adventure that was full of mind-opening experiences that really made me appreciate the backpacking experience unlike any other. My trip to Rio last month culminated in me encountering an inter-dimensional alien race called the Criskotonianites, who told me via digital forearm mouths that the Earth is one of 23 planets that they owned, and that our planet is second to last in their ranking system, only ahead of Grimlorh, which is a garbage disposal planet used specifically to store garbage from the other planets. They informed me that the key to ascending higher is by harnessing the power of the color orange, which is the most important aspect of the entire multiverse, as well as that we are the only species to fail to see orange or any other color as anything but a simple color. If we understand the power of Orange, we may be able to finally transcend.

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